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(Noun) it is the male reproductive organ for urinating and having sexual intercourse
Usage: Males have a penis for sexual intercourse.

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(Noun) Male reproductive organ.
Usage: Men have a penis.

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(Noun) a man's genitals
Usage: i want some penis

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(Noun) The male reproductive organ.
Usage: The penis is small.

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A penis is a male sexual organ used for sexual reproduction.
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(Noun) male reproductive organ
Usage: Did you see his penis? It was huge!

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(Noun) A very versatile organ of the male gender. Its three main functions are as a reproductive part, and outlet for urine, and more often than not, a thinking center that overrides the brain. Some individuals have found a myriad of other creative uses for the penis, such as conducting an orchestra, hanging coats, etc.
Usage: Every man should be proud of his penis, for it is a marvel in genetic evolution.

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(Noun) Male genitalia
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In punjabi it is called LUN
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(Noun) A dick is something girls have sex with.
Usage: I humped Brian's penis.

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the sexual male reproductive organ
Usage: that's the word you guys are trying to get us to think of when you're talkin about weenis's ;)

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(Noun) a man's sexual organ
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(Noun) male body part
Usage: that man has an enormous penis

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(Noun) a boys genitals.
Usage: every morning i get a big penis.

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Male genitalia.
Usage: My wife enjoys sucking on my penis.

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(Noun) an accessory that every man or sometimes even woman hahaha, has that when erect ejaculates semen yay!!!!!
Usage: we like semen, they make babies, they feel good in our vaginas mmmmm......

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(Noun) pleasurable organ
Usage: i like to touch my penis.

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(Interjection) a male's genital area...like a women has a vagina, a man has a penis!
Also a dick, weenie, cock, kitty, sausage, hot dog, wiener...and many more...
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(Noun) Male reproductive organ. Teamed with the balls it makes a great baby making tool.
Usage: My wife enjoys my 11.5cm penis in her tight pussy.

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(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy
Usage: the penis was 7 inches long

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(Noun) A body part that you use to have kids
Usage: Insert one's penis inside a woman's vagina.

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(Noun) A male reproductive organ to reproduce
Usage: Tom fucked John so hard that his penis broke

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(Noun) Male Secondary Sex Characteristic.
Usage: He stuck his penis into her vagina.

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(Noun) a fun long thing that you rub your fanny on to make u wet. WARNING may result in pregnancy.
Usage: The penis grew harder as the woman grew pubes.

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(Noun) one part of a male's sex organs
Usage: The man stuck his penis in her vagina.

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(Noun) The male reproductive organ, that urine also comes out of.
Usage: The urine came out of the penis into the toilet bowl.

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(Noun) A long sausagey thing that produces sperm to make babies and is the private part on male and that goes into the female vagina during sex
Usage: I had sex with a man and his penis went into my vagina, produced sperm, and got me pregnant.

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a male's private part
Usage: The doctor had to check my penis for any problems.

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(Noun) dick
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(Noun) the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.
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The male organ of copulation and urinary excretion, comprising a root, body or shaft, and globular extremity, or glans (penis). Contrary to a popular misconception among young American males, the penis is not a muscle that flexes into erection, nor is it a bone, especially not an air-inflatable/deflatable bone; a boner is a misnomer. The penis consists principally of two long cylinders of spongy erectile tissue, the corpora cavernosa. An erection is caused by the pressure of blood trapped in those cylinders. During arousal, the nervous system rushes extra blood into the spongy tissue and the engorged cylinders expand compressing the walls of the veins that normally carry blood away. The average erect penis holds eight times as much blood as a flaccid one. The myth that a mans masculinity, virility or ability as a lover are in direct relation to the size of his penis still persists today. See penis for synonyms.

SEE ALSO: charactrornym; penis sizes; personification.

QUOTES:

(1) Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971) ' Women today are better hung than men! '

(2) Lady Claire Gurney (Coral Browne) to Jack, the lunatic 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) who believes he's God in The Ruling Class (1972): ' All right! If you're God reveal your godhead.' Jack immediately unzips his fly to prove it.

(3) Miles Monroe (Woody Allen), a man put to sleep in 1973 and awakened in 2173 is told by the doctors that the new order view him as an 'alien' and will adapt him to it in Sleeper (1973):
-- Miles: ' What do you mean destroyed?! '
-- Doctor: ' Your brain will be electronically simplified.'
-- Miles: ' My brain! It's my second favorite organ.'

(4) Babs (Martha Smith) masturbating Greg (James Daughton) in National Lampoon's Animal House (1978): ' Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? '

(5) Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) to Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan (1979): ' My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ.'

(6) Mrs. Evelyn Kelcher (Barbara Harris) to Peggy Sue (Kathleen Turner) in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986): ' Peggy, do you know what a penis is? Stay away from it.'

(7) Laura/Laurette Voleur (Lea Thompson), an impostor posing as a French tutor, flirting with Uncle Jed (Jim Varney) in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993).
-- Laurette: ' Ha-penis is so hard to find.'
-- Uncle Jed: ' Excuse me!? '
-- Laurette: ' Ha-piness? '
-- Uncle Jed: ' Oh, happiness.'

(8) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have it on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.'

(9) Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ' It is amazing how many slang words mean both 'penis' and 'fool': purz, dork, prick, dick, weenie. Perhaps it's because a horny man thinks with his penis rather than his brain.'


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(Noun) a tube helps u make more humans; the male only has this
Usage: I put my penis in the girl's vagina.

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(Noun) sex stick
Usage: he fucked me with his penis

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(Noun) thing you fuck people with
Usage: Shove that penis up her pussy.

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(Interjection) a long hard shaft used to insert into objects (vagina)
Usage: i put my penis inside her cooter

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(Noun) Long thing that every boy has.
Usage: Stick your penis into my vagina.

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(Interjection) That thing I stuck up ur cute ass last night
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Male organ that gets jammed into a female's vagina.
Usage: He peed in my butt with his penis.

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(Noun) male reproductive organ; use of sexual intercourse.
Usage: your penis is longer than a giraffe's neck.


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