penis

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The male organ of copulation and urinary excretion, comprising a root, body or shaft, and globular extremity, or glans (penis). Contrary to a popular misconception among young American males, the penis is not a muscle that flexes into erection, nor is it a bone, especially not an air-inflatable/deflatable bone; a boner is a misnomer. The penis consists principally of two long cylinders of spongy erectile tissue, the corpora cavernosa. An erection is caused by the pressure of blood trapped in those cylinders. During arousal, the nervous system rushes extra blood into the spongy tissue and the engorged cylinders expand compressing the walls of the veins that normally carry blood away. The average erect penis holds eight times as much blood as a flaccid one. The myth that a mans masculinity, virility or ability as a lover are in direct relation to the size of his penis still persists today. See penis for synonyms.

SEE ALSO: charactrornym; penis sizes; personification.

QUOTES:

(1) Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971) ' Women today are better hung than men! '

(2) Lady Claire Gurney (Coral Browne) to Jack, the lunatic 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) who believes he's God in The Ruling Class (1972): ' All right! If you're God reveal your godhead.' Jack immediately unzips his fly to prove it.

(3) Miles Monroe (Woody Allen), a man put to sleep in 1973 and awakened in 2173 is told by the doctors that the new order view him as an 'alien' and will adapt him to it in Sleeper (1973):
-- Miles: ' What do you mean destroyed?! '
-- Doctor: ' Your brain will be electronically simplified.'
-- Miles: ' My brain! It's my second favorite organ.'

(4) Babs (Martha Smith) masturbating Greg (James Daughton) in National Lampoon's Animal House (1978): ' Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? '

(5) Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) to Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan (1979): ' My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ.'

(6) Mrs. Evelyn Kelcher (Barbara Harris) to Peggy Sue (Kathleen Turner) in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986): ' Peggy, do you know what a penis is? Stay away from it.'

(7) Laura/Laurette Voleur (Lea Thompson), an impostor posing as a French tutor, flirting with Uncle Jed (Jim Varney) in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993).
-- Laurette: ' Ha-penis is so hard to find.'
-- Uncle Jed: ' Excuse me!? '
-- Laurette: ' Ha-piness? '
-- Uncle Jed: ' Oh, happiness.'

(8) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have it on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.'

(9) Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ' It is amazing how many slang words mean both 'penis' and 'fool': purz, dork, prick, dick, weenie. Perhaps it's because a horny man thinks with his penis rather than his brain.'

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(Noun) Male Secondary Sex Characteristic.

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(Noun) a tube helps u make more humans; the male only has this

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(Noun) pleasurable organ

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male reproductive organ

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(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy

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(Noun) sex stick

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(Noun) the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

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