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Definitionmorning hard-on / morning wood , a penile erection occuring in the morning when waking up. See penis for synonyms.
QUOTE: Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ' He normally gets up half an hour before I do.'
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