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morning hard-on


morning hard-on rate
(Adult / Slang)
Or: morning pride / morning wood , a penile erection occuring in the morning when waking up. See penis for synonyms.


(1) James Bood (Roger Moore) and Jenny Flex (Alison Doody) in A View to a Kill (1985):
-- James Bond: ' I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.'
-- Jenny Flex: ' Yes, I love an early ride.'
-- James Bond: ' I'm an early riser myself.'

(2) Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ' He normally gets up half an hour before I do.'

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