Definitionsjohns , common usage for a toilet. See also: bathroom; latrine.
QUOTE: King Arthur (Patrick Stewart) to his treacherous brother Prince John (Richard Lewis) in Robin Hood: Men in Thights (1993): 'Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as johns.'
2. John / john , the customer of a prostitute. Specifically, a male client in distinction to Jane, a female client.
SYNONYMS: baby; beef burger; client; cull; date; fare; meal ticket; meatball; money trick; patron; piper; punter; sucker; TOS; trade; trick.
SEE ALSO: 33; 78; champagne trick; curb crawler; freak trick; frequent flyer.
3. A man who supports and keeps a particular woman in return for sexual favors.
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