cunt , the female genitalia. Also Low Countries, a pun for Holland and cunt; and Holland, a pun with hole-land. See vagina for synonyms. See also: cunt.
(1) Hamlet and Ophelia are having a misunderstanding. When Hamlet asks Ophelia if he may lay his head in her lap, the prince reassures her that his motives are pure, that hes not thinking about country (cunt-ree) matters.
-- Hamlet: ' Lady, shall I lie in your lap? '
-- Ophelia: ' No, my lord.'
-- Hamlet: ' I mean my head upon your lap? '
-- Ophelia: ' Aye, my lord.'
-- Hamlet: ' Do you think I meant country matters? '
-- Ophelia: ' I think nothing, my lord.'
-- Hamlet: ' Thats a fair thought to lie between maids legs.'
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