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John Thomas

Definition

John Thomas rate
(Adult / Slang)
The penis. Chiefly British usage, but is also heard in the US; in the movie On The Border , it is shortened to John Tom. See penis for synonyms.

QUOTES:

(1) The Protestant in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983): ' I can wear anything I want on my John Thomas... I can wear French ticklers if I want.'

(2) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have it on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back.'



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