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wet noodle


wet noodle rate
(Adult / Slang)
1. A flaccid penis. See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: Charlotte Haze (Shelley Winters) and Humbert Humbert (James Mason) in Lolita (1962):
-- Charelotte: ' Whenever you touch me, darling, I go as limp as a noodle.'
-- Humbert: ' Yes, I am familiar with that feeling.'
Charlotte goes emotionally and physically limp at the touch of the man she loves. It is assumed Humbert goes limp further down.

2. A week, ineffectual man.

3. Rude insult impugning a man's capacity to have a penile erection.

wet noodle rate
(Adult / Slang)
(Noun) A wire used as a radio antenna.
Usage: even a wet noodle (ham radio joke) can be used as an antenna - so long as it is kept conductive (ie. wet)

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