heaven / road to paradise / road to a christening / yellow road , the vagina. See vagina for synonyms.
-- The road is up for repairs , jocular British phrase meaning that one is currently menstruating.
-- Low road , a Shakespearean term for a promiscuous woman.
2. Or: chocolate road / dirt road / dusty road / mustard road / old dirt road / rocky road / road less traveled , the anus. See anus for synonyms.
-- Going down the dirt road / going up the dirt road / going up the Hershey Bar road / going up the old dirt road / ride up the dirt road , to perform anal intercourse.