(1) Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams) to Sg. Mj. Dickerson (J.T. Walsh) in Good Morning, Vietnam (1987): ' You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.'
(2) Mitch Hennessy (Samuel L. Jackson) to Charlene Baltimore (Geena Davis) coming on to him in The Long Kiss Goodnight (1997): ' Get real, sweetheart. I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown candy bars cost a nickel '.